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Illegal Parasites -

Blindfolds and Kool-Aid -

FOREIGN AID - Taking money from poor people in rich countries, And giving it to rich people in poor countries.

THE KOOL AID KULT OF OBAMA - The Kool Aid is losing its potency. The Obama delusion is becoming apparent, despite his dramatic attempts to keep blaming everyone else.

DEA - Coming to a home near you. (Make sure you hide your dog.)

' KEEP DRINKING THE KOOL AID " - In 2010 And 2011 Obama Promises Jobs Plan After Getting Back From Vacation In Martha’s Vineyard.

KOOL-AID - Democratic Motto: Drink all you want- we'll make more!

COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!

REPUBLICANS! - Have ruined "Kool-Aid" for America's children.

DNC UPDGRADE - The Kool Aide is being replaced!


TAGS: congress salary underpaid
Rating: 4.85/5

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Millzy - August 19, 2016, 7:28 pm
As a former member in the US Army, I find so much truth in this!!!!!!
Cannabal - May 10, 2014, 1:49 pm
Darrell Issa is a Republican. I know this because of his fervent Benghazi b****ing.

AG SECTY TOM VILSICK - "Foodstamps creates Jobs"- With unemployment at an all time high, then the economy must be booming!


DEMOCRAT KOOL-AID - The source has been identified

1 OF 3 DEMOCRATS - Don't want Obama on the 2012 ballot. The kool aid ain't workin!!!


TAGS: foreign aid arabs
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 10:15 pm
Thank You. : )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 4:46 pm

excellent. 5L
funnyguy88 - October 15, 2012, 4:43 pm
NICE creation! I love it.

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - You drink the kool aid ...... you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

STARE INTO MY EYES - For the Hope-nosis effect!

TEACHERS UNION - We need more food and less over site

THE GOP'S WAR ON MEN - Thanks to U.S. Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, Viagra is no longer covered by Medicaid!

MANY GOV'T WORKERS - would not survive in the private sector these days!!!

CONSERVATIVE MYTH - The Bush Administration received no warning of the dangers of Al Qaida from the Clinton Administration Pre 9/11.

DRINK RESPONSIBLY - Except in the face of overwhelming evidence that Obama SUCKS BADLY.

DRINK RESPONSIBLY - Your Country's future is at stake. Don't Drink and Vote!

TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 3.88/5

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SOLIDARITY - Help is on the way.



A POLITICAL JOKE - literally

KOOL-AID - Why do people associate Kool-Aid with Obama? Simple: they're racist.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if you think big government is better than big business......

SOLYNDA SCANDAL - Still there, lest the dirbags from Occupy Wall Street distract us as they hope to do.

TALKING POINTS - how about kool-aid

TAGS: kook aid
Rating: 5/5

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deerbag2 - September 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
100% accurate

POLITICAL DEBATE WITH LIBERALS - Yes, I frequently have to put up with a lot of cusswords and namecalling which indicates that they have run out of ideas and facts and just have to express anger at their lack of intelligence on the subject

" NO COMMENT " - Unemployment rises to 9.2% and U.S. adds only 18,000 jobs in June on predictions of 125,000.

DR. BEN CARSON - A man that rose above poverty and became the director of pediatric neurosurgery at John Hopkins University. Do you think he agrees with Obama?

TAGS: not afraid to speak truth
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 13, 2013, 10:37 pm
My 10 year old son understands the concept but apparently Washington is either very mathematically challenged or they have an ulterior motive
Rudedog - February 13, 2013, 10:32 pm
Resolution: balance the budget. Cash inflow equal or more than spending.
PapaFox - February 13, 2013, 9:51 pm
I'd agree with him on the debt problem, though maybe not on the way to solve it.
Rudedog - February 13, 2013, 9:48 pm
I know those are issues that are important to you.
Rudedog - February 13, 2013, 9:47 pm
Thinks national debt is the nations biggest concern, against Obamacare and tired of pandering to politically correct platforms that ignore common sense. Stuff like that. Not sure about his view on abortion and gun control.
PapaFox - February 13, 2013, 9:37 pm
So what are his political views?

Reflecting upon the 70's: -

TAGS: bought and paid for
Rating: 5/5

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candymanal - October 25, 2014, 8:40 pm
Actually, these idiots, were also around in the sixties. I remember them well, upon my return, both times, from Viet Nam.
Cyberhagen - August 30, 2014, 1:17 pm
I loved how there were those liberals in the '80s that mocked Reagan for being "just an actor", but now suddenly every Hollywood celeb considers themselves a political expert. I think it started with Clinton though, to answer the question.

If Obamacare is a 'tax' -


" THE TWIN TOWERS OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY - SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 " - The 9/11 attacks were not committed by Mazel Tov-screaming Jews.

Democrat Kool Aid -

Thought for the Day -


TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 13, 2012, 1:01 am
Rev Jim Jones has some advice: drink quickly my followers!

PAID TO PROTEST - Not like the tea Party, but capitalistic- paid to play. Hypocrites, through and through!

A Wealthy And Wise Man -

kool-aid -

" AMERICAN STRIKE IN YEMEN KILLS 'INSPIRE MAGAZINE' EDITOR " - Samir Khan “Inspire Magazine” meets his 72 Virgin(ians).




TAGS: drinking the kool aid
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmmaRoydes - September 19, 2014, 4:11 pm
Isn't that the ISIS motto?
JGalt - September 18, 2014, 11:35 pm
"If you like your head... you can keep your head."


FOREIGN AID - Borrowing from China And giving to Pakistan

TAGS: foreign aid uncle sugar daddy
Rating: 4.5/5

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deerbag2 - October 2, 2012, 11:42 am
5lions, 100% true

" YES WE CAN " - The Obama Administration it's " Outreach To Muslims " Never has been more obvious.

UNFINISHED PAKISTAN BUSINESS, ITEM ONE - In four hours a US team will recover our stealth helicopter wreckage. We expect to get every piece. You will permit this. Then we will discuss your choice of neighbors.

" ISLAMABAD ? WE HAVE A PROBLEM." - You Got To Be Kidding? Pakistan Carts Its Nukes Around In Delivery Vans.

AM I IMAGINING THINGS.... - or are our politicians becoming more and more afraid of the public?

TAGS: afraid
Rating: 4.33/5

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OCCUPY: PAID TO PROTEST - Not only paid to protest, but probably have a hotel room too since the tents are empty at many of the OWS movements around the world. be real careful of those bedbugs & fleas from the fleabaggers!!

CRAFTING THE STORY - FINAL BRIEFING - "... and then we imply that after developing the operational plan, Obama was the SEAL marksmanship instructor. We go on a nation-wide tour and keep dribbling out details until November 2012."

DEMOCRATS DEFINED - Yes, it really is that simple!

TOO MUCH KOOL-AID... - can lead to impaired judgement, loss of motor skills, & a sense of entitlement J.D.


TAGS: paid for
Rating: 4.2/5

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" LOOK A UNICORN " - Obama said, "This plan will save or create 3.5 million jobs.

" FILE CLOSED " - We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two. Osama bin Laden

THE BIGGEST WHOPPER EVER TOLD !!! - “federal spending since I took office has risen at the slowest pace of any President in almost 60 years.” Obama:Biggest Govt Spender In World History(Forbes)

TRUMP WILL BEAT OBAMA WITH THE THREE "B"'S - Balls, brains and billions.

CHRIST THE REDEEMER . - You got to be joking ! Twin Towers ,what Twin Towers? Those guys in Guantanamo got them.

LIBYA - Soon to be Somalia, (but with cash)

The liberal equivalent -

TAGS: still more laid back
Rating: 4/5

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GrandGremlin - May 14, 2013, 1:00 am
It is hard to read with the background.

"CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN " - Obama Disappointed With Lack of 'Cool' Phone in Oval Office

KOOL AID - Never liked Never will

SIRHAN SIRHAN - Claims he was hypnotized and forced to kill RFK, therefore should be freed from Prison. What about all those voters who were hypnotized into voting for Obama?



TAGS: nuff said
Rating: 3.71/5

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NEW DRESS CODE - there should be a congressional dress code like this so you can see who bought and paid for your elected representatives!

LAME DUCK SOUP SESSION - the next 2.5 months will certainly be very interesting.

KOOL AID HANGOVER - You ready for the cure?

THE NEW KOOL AID - Its called Democratic Snake Oil.

KOOL-AID DRINKER - Suddenly Jackie Speier Doesn't Have a Problem With Violent Cults

NSA JIM JONES - A bona fide Koolaid Drinker. Who'da thunk it?

BIG GOV'T LS LIKE A PARASITE - The bigger the parasite (government) gets, the more it threatens the health and life of the host (taxpayer and small business)

2012 - It's laundry time and Congress has never been more dirty.

2012 ELECTION - President Obama won. Crankyhead was right, I was wrong.

TAGS: bet paid
Rating: 3.09/5

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JGalt - November 28, 2012, 6:48 am
never seemingly called that by the current US administration. Janet "everything is fine at the borders" Napolitano only seems to think conservatives and military veterans are terrorists....
JGalt - November 28, 2012, 6:47 am
I don't know where you get your facts. The last act of terrorism was actually called spontaneous protesting against a film, and at fort hood, it was called "workplace violence". In fact, terrorism acts committed in the name of the muslim religion are
crankyhead - November 27, 2012, 8:25 pm
Well that depends Moo. If every time a muslim commits an act of violence, we rush to blame their religion, but don't do the same thing for non muslims, then it's easy to skew the perception of what's causing the violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2012, 7:12 pm

You can't just say "they both hate g**s" and declare them equally violent. I thought you were comparing the overall amount of violence between the two religions. Islam is clearly the more violent religion (today).
crankyhead - November 27, 2012, 4:19 pm
Both bible thumpers and Koran thumpers love to inflict violence on g** people. I believe a palpable comparison exists.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2012, 12:09 am

It makes me wonder what America might try to justify If the tables were turned?......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2012, 12:09 am

I don't think you can compare north American violence that is directly related to Christianity to middle eastern violence directly related to Islam. Of course...America isn't currently pushing around any Christian countries.
crankyhead - November 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
Would you say the same thing about the violence in the bible, and the cause of violence in North America?
WTFO - November 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
Islamic teachings and the qur'an promote hate. I proved it with passages directly out of the qur'an. Just because most don't follow thru, does not mean that it isn't the root of the violence. It clearly is to someone who is honest.
crankyhead - November 26, 2012, 10:19 pm
And yes, forgetful. =)
crankyhead - November 26, 2012, 10:17 pm
...justification for their actions, but you'd both be wrong, in my opinion.
crankyhead - November 26, 2012, 10:15 pm
I never denied that there are passages in the Koran that promote violence. My position is that not everyone who reads the Koran is a violent person, so the root cause of the violence, can't be the Koran. You can point to it, and they can use it as a...
WTFO - November 26, 2012, 9:40 pm
So are you forgetful, or just lying. It can only be one or the other.
WTFO - November 26, 2012, 9:39 pm
Quoting you from that thread: "If your 'points' were meritorious rather than xenophobic, believe me, I would have addressed them". & "Both religions, at their core, preach love and tolerance for your fellow man. So they are fundamentally equivalent"
crankyhead - November 25, 2012, 12:45 pm
It's interesting to me that you would think that, considering I've never said anything close to that.
WTFO - November 24, 2012, 11:47 pm
Your position is that it is the fundamental equivalent of Christianity. You deny that islamic teaching promotes violence and falsely claim that anyone who points it out is a xenophobe. Surely, there are more nuances to your view, but that's enough for now
crankyhead - November 19, 2012, 12:41 am
OK, I'll say it in the form of a question: In your opinion, WTFO, what is my position on Islam?
WTFO - November 18, 2012, 11:27 pm
side with you while conservatives will side with me. However, I'm certain that fair-minded & un-biased people will also agree with my position. Here's the link: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9172
WTFO - November 18, 2012, 11:25 pm
to explain your position there but you choose not to. That is your fault, not mine. So the attempt above to deflect the fact that I proved you wrong in that thread is weak at best. Let others go to the thread and see for themselves. I'm sure liberals will
WTFO - November 18, 2012, 11:16 pm
I know and understand what you tried to explain in that thread. Are you stating that you lied to me there just to argue with the facts I posted? The thread was about Islam, you posted a lot (mostly logical fallacies and attacks). You had ample opportunity
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 10:18 pm
You don't even know, let alone understand, my position on Islam WTFO.
WTFO - November 18, 2012, 9:35 pm
Just one good example would be how I destroyed your position on Islam being a "religion of peace" by using quotes directly from the qur'an. For the others: it's the thread "Where do you stand on these topics?"
WTFO - November 18, 2012, 9:32 pm
I agree on the irony.
crankyhead - November 16, 2012, 5:57 pm
The irony of this conversation, of course, being the text from the poster. =)
crankyhead - November 16, 2012, 5:54 pm
@WTFO: Maybe you'd like to take a minute to provide an example or two of when and how you've 'proven me wrong'?
WTFO - November 16, 2012, 12:52 am
I'd say most people would disagree because I've proven you wrong many times and all you do is redirect the discussion or use logical fallacies. As for personal insults, we'll see if you can refrain.
WTFO - November 16, 2012, 12:49 am
blah, blah and more BS from a lying idiot. You are a waste of good oxygen. There was never any crying from me. & you being a Ron Paul supporter? Yea, sure. Blow up the country and give it to Obama because you didn't get your way. You're the crybaby wanker
crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:44 pm
Well for starters WTFO, you've never actually done anything close to that. So I'll predict that I'll refrain from hurling insults your way, for as long as you can manage from hurling them at me. Deal?
fauxnews - November 15, 2012, 11:46 am
Like the one where they predicted Obama would win and predicted 'accurately.' Or the one where you were claiming the polls were skewed? How did that work out for you, wanker? Ron Paul was right, "This election was a joke, and the joke was on Romneyites."
fauxnews - November 15, 2012, 11:44 am
Need one of Groucho's tissues, mate? How did that pint taste. Wait, you bought your mate a pint.. You wonder why Im for Ron Paul..ignoramuses like you who self-destructed under the weight under your delusional hubris.Nominate a better candidate next time
fauxnews - November 15, 2012, 11:41 am
What a crybaby wanker you are, mate. Last I checked, I remember that bloke was calling the election for Obama when you were bragging that Romney would win in a landslide. He was quoting real sources. You, D*ck Morris. You are the ignorant one, teabagger.
JGalt - November 15, 2012, 7:06 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2012, 10:57 pm

Can do. :)
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 10:55 pm
WTFO, you don't need to do that, he does a pretty good job of disproving his own KOS points without any a**istance
WTFO - November 14, 2012, 10:31 pm
Moo+, 1's will do nicely. Thanks.
WTFO - November 14, 2012, 10:31 pm
Until the next time I prove your liberal talking-points false, right? :)
WTFO - November 14, 2012, 10:08 pm
Gee, my honor has been confirmed by an ignorant, childish troll. I guess I'll be able to sleep tonight. Hopefully, now that the election of leftist hate and lies is over, we'll get some maturity back on this site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2012, 4:39 pm

Do you want 1's or 5's on this WTFO? :)
crankyhead - November 8, 2012, 4:04 pm
You are an honorable man WTFO. I take back every infantile insult I ever threw your way.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:52 pm
Well...everyone, my work here is done! Time to take a long break.P.S. If you all have a chance, see the movie "Argo".;-) I will just say the film has"personal"meaning for me. People who REALLY know me here will get this.Peace out my friends and God Bless.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:46 pm
Seriously... sorry for misjudging you. Good for you for being a good sport. :-)
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:44 pm
Well, you are man of honor WTFO. No one can take that away for you. Good for you. Fox and you are proof that Republicans are Americans first. Right on...

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - Something to be said about it

Priorities -


TAGS: women voters said you re welcome
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crankyhead - November 11, 2012, 10:47 am
arnnatz, you formulated a conclusion and forgot to read what you're disagreeing with, before you started disagreeing with it, again.
crankyhead - November 11, 2012, 10:45 am
Or a [email protected]$$ quote from Chandler, Kissell, Boswell, Hochul or Critz, on the same topic?
crankyhead - November 11, 2012, 10:44 am
I know Allen West says a lot of dumb things. I wasn't aware he said anything stupid about ra** though. Care to provide a quote?
PapaFox - November 10, 2012, 10:26 pm
Thank goodness these dirtbags were defeated.
arnnatz - November 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
and you forgot some other defeats: Rep. Ben Chandler of Kentucky, Rep. Larry Kissell of North Carolina, Rep. Leonard Boswell of Iowa, Rep. Kathy Hochul of New York and Rep. Mark Critz of Pennsylvania.
arnnatz - November 10, 2012, 6:57 pm
Oh, sorry it's different when the black guy is a republican
arnnatz - November 10, 2012, 6:55 pm
did you notice that those racists in florida voted against West and in favor of the white guy? Where's the outrage and racism accusations from the left?


TAGS: santorum said the same thing
Rating: 3/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:30 pm
You said that just like a 47%er
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:45 pm
That quote is one of the ages.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
I do believe Santorum was talking a couple of people who visit this website. *Wink wink*
GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 11:59 pm
Sounds like he summed up how bam bam got elected...

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Perhaps the poison is a bit slower-acting this time.

ARE THESE - Being paid for by Acorn

HOPE AND CHANGE - Not much to be said about either

WHAT RECESSION? - tell it like you think it is on second thoughts don't say a word.

THIS IS WHAT - "American Humanitarian Aid" looks like.

TAGS: humanitarian aid
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vbattaile - September 11, 2012, 9:33 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.

CONSTITUENTS - not a certainty then Sara?

RED STATE MEDICAL CARE - Yet they keep voting Republicans into office who screw them?

BLISS - If ignorance is bliss, she is euphoric.

MITT'S DECODED MESSAGE - "Be sure to drink the Kool-aid"


TAGS: i said what i said
Rating: 2.14/5

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